Performance Dates: Thursday- Sunday 1st – 4th February 2024 

Performance Venue: St Mary Magdalene Hall, Trinity Road, Wandsworth Common, SW17 7HP

Adult Auditions (14+): Monday 6th November 23 from 8pm
 

Characters:

 

Beattie

Gutsy princess who is full of life until she falls asleep.

King

Beattie’s father, who blusters his way through life, only interested in inventions and Beattie.

Queen

His wife, in control and domineering

Ann T Septic

Dame who is the incompetent nursemaid to Beattie when a baby.  Confident but lazy.

Ian Jection

Her son.  Busy chap who is popular and hard working.  Friend of the audience!

Wilhemina Wartface

Evil relative of the King who wants to take over the kingdom.

Prince Skye

Down on his luck and down-trodden by his mother.  Falls in love with Beattie.

Fairy Nuff, Fairy Fluff, Fairy Puff

Protectors of the kingdom, wise and kind, though Puff is not fully trained!

Lock, Stock, Barrel

Passing chancers, who find employment with Wilhemina.

Pompous Pugh

Chamberlain who has trouble getting his words out.

Haughty Hugh

Chamberlain’s sidekick who prompts Pugh.

Paul the Preacher

Busy cleric who is often engaged – on the phone.

Old Narrators

Elderly folk who set the scene who turn out to be Old Beattie and Old Skye.



Everyone welcome. No preparation required, turn up and have some fun!